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June 2026

When Boy Moms™ Don’t Go To Therapy, We All Suffer
A look at how Anna Saccone's seemingly unchecked self esteem issues manifests in her parenting
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The Journey to Self-Awareness
Thanks to a combination of weed and TikToks comment sections, I'm genuinely becoming more self-aware.
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Things That Bothered Me About Pink's "Stupid Girls"
This is THEE anthem for “I’m Not Like Other Girls” Girls btw.
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Actually It Is Okay to Call Out Celebrities for Being Too Thin
Being skinny and having an eating disorder are two completely different things and that means they have completely different social protection.
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What's with the sudden influx of Black celebrities supporting Trump?
From Nicki Minaj to Tristan Thompson, it seems the Republican PR forces are at work.
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Hey so it's not okay to diagnose yourself and others with autism
Especially when you are not qualified to do so, they haven't asked, and your understanding of autism is "person with a hobby".
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The Vine "Star" That Stole Her Best Friend's Boyfriend
A look back at when Jessica Hansen helped friend Sara Hopkins grow her Vine following, and Sara thanked her by apparently stealing her then-boyfriend.
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May 2026

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